When floorboards float
Sailors getting all of a lather
'Oh, we're a great team: he provides the boat, I bring the biscuits...'
'What do you mean - I'm only competitive when I'm winning?'
'That washing machine has got to go...'
‘It’s OK Dave – there are still some bargains left...’
May 2013: ‘... And they paid less than us!’
April 2013: 'The pilot book must be wrong - there's no sign of that rock anywhere...'
March 2013: 'No Dave, there isn't a button that says "Relax and put your feet up"!''
February 2013: 'I think we'll need the skis for this bit'
January 2013: 'Oh I forgot to say - might be a bit soft in places...'
December 2012: 'Here, Dave, could you pass up the sun-block when you get a sec?'
November 2012: What estate to get into...
October 2012: The perfect setting for a social gaffe
September 2012: Marlin runs rings around a gaffer
August 2012: Holed up in blanket bay
July 2012: The folly of preserving age-old preservers
June 2012: Circumnavigating in a roundabout way
May 2012: Sailfish at your service, Ma'am
April 2012: Leaning towards listing